Bed Stuy, Brooklyn, NY

Hmmm still Bed Stuy or the vicinity, but perhaps in one of those super deluxe mansion-looking brownstones with, you know, fireplaces and occasional ornate molding moments, and heck, even a chandelier. Also, one day I'd like to have a yard so I can keep some pet ducks and have more room to garden. But if you're young and even vaguely artsy, you might as well be here, so I'm very happy with where I am for now. I like the environmental aspect of living in smaller living quarters, as well as the challenge of figuring out how much I can grow without a yard.

I feel like such a melvin saying this, but a blogger or writer with a touch of celebrity. I'd be okay with a videogum/Jezebel level for my late twenties/early thirties, and then maybe by the time I'm in my thirties I would be on point enough to contribute to McSweeney's.

My alternate dream is to become the sloppy mess, hipper version of Martha Stewart.

Slovenia/Croatia

Montreal

"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink alcohol with you just because you rationalize that as long as you're not imbibing alone you don't have a serious drinking problem."

Tina Fey and Spaghetti Cat.